Ty's guide to dyeing eggs:
1. Get really excited once your mom's got everything ready.

2. Get really mad and throw a royal fit when you realize you have to leave the egg in the dye for more than a millisecond and you can't put more than one egg in each color.

3. Concentrate hard on the egg so it will "get dyed" faster.

4. Be really happy when you realize all that waiting was worth it for all those fancy eggs.

5. As slurpily as you can, eat a "jiggle jiggler" (aka Jell-O Jiggler) with Dad when you're all done.